Nyan

I have been watching the Nyan Cat for almost 20 minutes and it is still on.

Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan…

That should be precise. Yes, the Nyan Cat. I could  easily turn this to a pot song (I would call it "high" and the lyrics would be as such). However, that is just too easy, so it's just like, why?

Inventions

These are ideas for goofy product variations. Things that I think would actually make money, but aren't in production. All of these were original, though I found out a minute ago someone else thought of #1 first.

1: An inhaler shaped like Darth Vader. This really should be made. Star Wars nerds + asthma sufferers = a large consumer base. Need I say more?

2. Cyclops glasses. Prescription glasses treatment that would give them a red tint like Cyclops had on his glasses when not in uniform and wearing glasses. Sort of like frosted glass on cars, where you can see out but not in. X-Men, glasses, market base. I know it's Cyclops, but it should still work, right? 

3.  Wolverine-style adamantium cooking tools. No real market here. I just really want some.

Journey to Milkshake

Last night I really needed a milkshake. So I went to Wendy's and missed the order box in the drive thru, so I told them I left my wallet at home (there's no way to pull out of line). Then I was too paranoid to go to the McDonald's across the street in case the Wendy's guy saw me. So I went to another McDonald's drive thru, but the guy directly in front of me was yelling at the order box in, and was so rude the employee refused to serve him, and he wouldn't leave for 5 minutes. Then I finally got a milkshake. Bear in mind my sense of how fast time was going and imagine how long it took in my terms. It was worth it


Yes, I do know not up to my usual standards, but:
Denotssawi

:) See? I actually thought that's funny!