Low Hanging Fruit

OK, so this song practically wrote itself. I'm sure you're sitting there thinking "why would the writer create something so derivative and obvious?" To which I reply "Did you see the title of the blog?"  Just be glad I'm semi-coherent.
In any case, I give you the rewritten "Barbara Ann."

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

Nothing left to hide, there inside in my bag
Saw a dealer near, so I thought I'd get some schwag
of MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
MaryJane
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

Don't want some crack,
Don't want some smack,
Don't have the knack
So please just cut me some slack
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

World Stoner Games

I may be a little late to the party on this one, but the World Stoner Games actually exists. The winner gets to go to the Cannabis Cup all expenses paid. Here is the bong rip round:

And after that, a rousing game... of Simon Says. Again, not kidding. I think I'll watch it rather than embarrass myself trying. I can't keep up with this.


... But I still think it needs a limbo round.

Idea

No song today. I just thought I had an idea: A weed smoking game - Waterfall
Back in high school there were weird games that the sole purpose of was to get guys and girls in situations they couldn't be in acceptably otherwise. An example is the "pass the credit card" game in that movie I saw years ago that I can't remember the name of. So: the idea is to take that concept and apply it to weed, which I have (many years too late, I fear).

So, I hope the concept of "shotgunning" (the idea of breathing smoke to another person. So the person with the best lungs starts off the circle by taking a massive hit and shotguns the smoke into the person next to him/her. He/she then has to shotgun the smoke to the next person in the circle. This continues around the circle until it's no good. Then the person it stopped on takes the hit to start.

Please note, this would only work in small groups of good friends, or extremely patient people who don't mind the idea that the next guy is getting slightly more/less.

I hope I have made myself clear. If not, here is a visual aid:

This:

is a circle. People:

(Those are people) stand in a formation known as a circle (see above).
Next one takes weed and takes a hit, like this:

The smoke:

is passed around the circle in one direction or the other:

 

until it is gone:

Then the process is repeated:

with the last person who did not smoke:

 Any questions?