Today

I trust everyone knows what today is.

Some thoughts for the occasion:

1.  Have you heard that there is going to be a Bill and Ted 3?
2.  Kermit the Frog singing It's Not Easy Being Green has great potential for stoner comedy
3.  I have sat here for five minutes trying to remember the third thing because a list with two things on it just looks sloppy
4. April comes from the word Aprilis which stems from aphrilis, corrupted from Aphrodite, a Greek name for Venus (the Goddess of Love Greece/Rome). So 4/20 is during literally The Month of Love

Theory

OK, Either try and follow along or give up and skip this one now, this is going to be tough to follow:

I have come to the conclusion that enjoyment of pot as a function of amount of pot smoked can be displayed using the same basic graph as the conservative economic theory of The Laffer Curve.

Here is a Laffer Curve:

The general theory is that as the tax rate is increased beyond a certain portion of income, revenue actually decreases, due to the inability of businesses to make a profit, or new investments, hiring, etc.

Here is an adapted version:

As you can see, there is a point at which one may get more stoned, yet not have a nicer time. Happens because one can get the spins or the itis more easily past a certain point of smoking. It wastes weed, as well. That's just no good.

Ruminating

Pot is different from other drugs because people want to share it with those they care about. How many crack addicts share with their animals?

In Honor of the Return of Baseball Season

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Let's go smoke some Purple Haze,
Let's smoke up a big cloud,
I'll buy candy bars and munchie snacks,
I don't care if I ever come back.

Let me smoke, smoke smoke some of that good green,
If I get the spins it's a shame
Cause it's one, two, three hits till you're stoned,
With the Purple Haze

Yes, I know baseball hasn't started this year.