Leaning Tower of I WANT THAT COOKIE NOW!

Leaning Tower of I WANT THAT COOKIE NOW!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Para Bailar La Bamba!

Or close to it.


Para fumar la mota!
Para fumar la mota,
Se necesita uno pequeno porro,
Uno pequeno porro para mi y para ti.
Mas alto y mas alto!
Mas alto y mas alto nosotros vamos a estar vamos a estar.

Yo soy marihuanero,
Yo soy marihuanero,,
Estoy feliz, estoy feliz, estoy feliz,

A la mota, a la mota, a la mota, a la mota,

Para fumar la mota!
Para fumar la mota,
Se necesita uno pequeno porro,
Uno pequeno porro para mi y para ti.
Mas alto y mas alto!

Para fumar la mota!
Para fumar la mota,
Se necesita uno pequeno porro,
Uno pequeno porro para mi y para ti.
Mas alto y mas alto!
Mas alto y mas alto!
Estoy feliz, estoy feliz, estoy feliz,

A la mota, a la mota, a la mota, a la mota,

Saturday, June 2, 2012

My pipe looks like it has been decapitated. Bowl separated from rest like a guillotine, Sad.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Today

I trust everyone knows what today is.

Some thoughts for the occasion:

1.  Have you heard that there is going to be a Bill and Ted 3?
2.  Kermit the Frog singing It's Not Easy Being Green has great potential for stoner comedy
3.  I have sat here for five minutes trying to remember the third thing because a list with two things on it just looks sloppy
4. April comes from the word Aprilis which stems from aphrilis, corrupted from Aphrodite, a Greek name for Venus (the Goddess of Love Greece/Rome). So 4/20 is during literally The Month of Love

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Theory

OK, Either try and follow along or give up and skip this one now, this is going to be tough to follow:

I have come to the conclusion that enjoyment of pot as a function of amount of pot smoked can be displayed using the same basic graph as the conservative economic theory of The Laffer Curve.

Here is a Laffer Curve:

The general theory is that as the tax rate is increased beyond a certain portion of income, revenue actually decreases, due to the inability of businesses to make a profit, or new investments, hiring, etc.

Here is an adapted version:

As you can see, there is a point at which one may get more stoned, yet not have a nicer time. Happens because one can get the spins or the itis more easily past a certain point of smoking. It wastes weed, as well. That's just no good.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Ruminating

Pot is different from other drugs because people want to share it with those they care about. How many crack addicts share with their animals?

Sunday, April 1, 2012

In Honor of the Return of Baseball Season

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Let's go smoke some Purple Haze,
Let's smoke up a big cloud,
I'll buy candy bars and munchie snacks,
I don't care if I ever come back.

Let me smoke, smoke smoke some of that good green,
If I get the spins it's a shame
Cause it's one, two, three hits till you're stoned,
With the Purple Haze

Yes, I know baseball hasn't started this year.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Billy Idol!

Kind of : 



In a basement all alone,
or in a car that's on the go go,
With a good weed selection,
And a time of reflection,
I'll be smoking by myself

When there's no one else in sight,
On a crowded lonely night,
Well, I stare so long
at my cool lava lamp
And I'm smoking by myself.

Oh smoking by myself
Oh smoking by myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be smoking by myself.


If I went all over the world,
And smoked with every kind of girl,
But their inane highs,
Make me pass them by,
And leave me smoking by myself.

So I'll take another puff,
Because I haven't had enough,
If had the chance,
I'd put the world in trance,
And be smoking by myself.

Oh smoking by myself
Oh smoking by myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be smoking by myself.

If I went all over the world,
And smoked with every kind of girl,
But their inane highs,
Make me pass them by,
And leave me smoking by myself.


So I'll take another puff,
Because I haven't had enough,
If had the chance,
I'd put the world in trance,
And be smoking by myself.


Oh smoking by myself
Oh smoking by myself


If I had the chance,
I'd put the world in trance,
If had the chance,
I'd put the world in trance,
If had the chance,
I'd put the world in trance,


Oh smoking by myself
Oh smoking by myself

Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!