Leaning Tower of I WANT THAT COOKIE NOW!

Leaning Tower of I WANT THAT COOKIE NOW!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Low Hanging Fruit

OK, so this song practically wrote itself. I'm sure you're sitting there thinking "why would the writer create something so derivative and obvious?" To which I reply "Did you see the title of the blog?"  Just be glad I'm semi-coherent.
In any case, I give you the rewritten "Barbara Ann."


Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

Nothing left to hide, there inside in my bag
Saw a dealer near, so I thought I'd get some schwag
of MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
MaryJane
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

Don't want some crack,
Don't want some smack,
Don't have the knack
So please just cut me some slack
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane
I'm not the saaame,
You got me packin and a-rollin'
Packin' and a rollin' MaryJane;
Ma-ma-ma, ma - MaryJane

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