The Man In Black...

... No, not Death. What's wrong with you? Johnny Cash.

I love doing this song parody thing:

"I'm Getting High"

I keep a close eye on this watch of mine,
I keep my Visine ready all the time,
I am committing a victimless crime,
Because I want, I'm getting high.

I am very very happy to be stoned,
I find myself quickly there in the zone,
Yes, I'll admit that I'm watching Flintstones,
Because I want, I'm getting high

As sure as pot is green and quite a sight,
I think that smoking it is always right
The happiness it brings will last all night,
Because I want, I'm getting high

Oh, won't you join me over on this side,
There will still be some of it left to hide,
In this drug war we have now turned the tide
Because I want, I'm getting high

I keep a close eye on this watch of mine,
I keep my Visine ready all the time,
I am committing a victimless crime,
Because I want, I'm getting high.