Menus...

I thought not so much a menu as guidelines in menu form. Like this:

Except not quite. Instead these are different levels of high that each amount of marijuana causes. But there might also be different levels dependent on the strength of said smoke. So here is a Stoner's Bargain Basement Bakery (Motto: "Our Numbers Are So Low That You'll Be So High"!)

Main Reactions; Each Reaction Can Come With Up to Two Sides; Sides Available If Not Otherwise Stated

Calmed Down................................. 1.00 Hit  (No sides available)
Mild Buzz........................................2.00 Hits
Relaxed...........................................2.50 Hits
Stoned.............................................4.00 Hits
Baked..............................................5.00 Hits
Blitzed...........................................8.00 Hits
Burnt...............................................10.00 Hits

Side Reactions; First Rock Out to Jimi Hendrix Free, All Other Sides Extra
Rock Out to Jimi Hendrix................1.25 Hits
Rock Out to Quiet Riot......................3.00 Hits (Not available with Mild Buzz or Relaxed)
Munchies.............................................2.00 Hits
PARA BAILAR A LA BAMBA!.......7.75Hits (Only Available with Blitzed and Burnt)