Wow

In my defense it is hard to write songs when you can have trouble counting past two. Anyway, here is: Cage the Elephant - In One Ear:

They say I don't know how to roll, I ain't got the knack,
I ain't got the skill that I really need to have,
And I'm a phony playing with weed, trying to make the paper go,
My rolling is just so really bad, I've got more weed though

They say I'm just too stoned to know, another overhigh jackass,
Said "I'll roll a joint, but then they all went back to class
Another clumsy pot head who just can't seem to learn to roll,
Oh they love to see me try 'cuz most times it's a good joke

But I smoke one joint, and roll up another,
People talkin' shit, should just pass me the lighter
But I smoke one joint, and then roll another,
People talkin' shit, they can kiss the back of my bong!

Now I know I'm not too great, I've been a stoner all my life,
I ain't trying to hide my flaws, but you should pass over a light
They want to criticize, scrutinize, call me a damn fool
I rolled up a joint and now just sit over there and drool

See the Devil is my pal. I do a lot of drugs,
You all are staring at me like you're really fucking drunk
They thought they knew my thoughts, but I've been practicing,
If they listen to my words they'll be surprised at least.

But I smoke one joint, and roll up another,
People talkin' shit, should just pass me the lighter
But I smoke one joint, and then roll another,
People talkin' shit, they can kiss the back of my bong!

You know what? You know what happened?
You better gather around...because I've brought the good weed
...And we're gonna burn that motherfucker down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(AAAAAAAAAAH!)

So the moral to the story, is... well I don't know, sorry
Pot's good value for the money, and it really is something,
So now I'm high while writing it,, but I've gone and lost the story,
So with one last chorus I will go and touch a blunt up to a flame

But I smoke one joint, and roll up another,
People talkin' shit, should just pass me the lighter
But I smoke one joint, and then roll another,
People talkin' shit, they can kiss the back of my bong!

But I smoke one joint, and roll up another,
People talkin' shit, should just pass me the lighter
But I smoke one joint, and then roll another,
People talkin' shit, they can kiss the back of my bong!