Music Anyone?

This song is about overcoming a major problem of mine, and I hope others who share my issue will take heart by reading it.  I call it "I Will Get High." Maybe Gloria Gaynor would be proud to sing this version. Probably not though.

At first I was so high, I was zombified
Kept thinking about eating a banana chocolate pie
But then I stopped and then I thought
thought how it would feel later on
And I grew strong!
And now I will just hit that bong!

And now it's back, the pie's just there
I just walked in because it called me; that look it isn't fair
I should have shared that stupid pie,
I should have eaten before weed
If I'd have known in just a minute I'd have had the worst munchies

Uh Uh No No
I'm out the door
But I've turned around now
'Cause I'm not running anymore
If I don't eat it, then I'll be able to stay high
If I eat I'll crumble, then I'll want to be sick and die

Oh no not I, I will get high!
Oh as long as I have weed to toke I know I will be fine
I've got a good high to live
It's so counterproductive
I will get high.
I will get hiiiiiiiiiigh!
Hey, Hey

It might take all the pot I have not to fall apart
I keep trying oh so hard never to lose heart!
Instead of sitting here tonight
just feeling sorry for myself,
I will not cry,
because I'm going to get high!

And you'll see me, not eating you
I'm not that crazy cookie monster
who at once you knew
And so you think that I'll give in
and just expect the mad munchies
But now I'm saving all my high time
For playing Nintendo Wii