So I was thinking, since many stoners get the munchies, what if famous historical people had smoked and gotten the munchies? So here are a few suggestions for some people who are someplace the deceased go:
CAUTION: THIS BLOG ENTRY MAY CAUSE MUNCHIES!
Napoleon: What else but an eclair:
The creme filled pastry with icing, and a traditional French food (no foreign cultural influences for him).
Abraham Lincoln: Kettle-cooked potato chips. Just invented 10 years previously by an angry chef, they were a new dish of the time, and Lincoln loved new inventions:
Franklin Roosevelt: I would have said Hitler but that's just too "tasteless" (get it, haha) for my blog:
Krispy Kreme doughnuts: This chain had started up just in 1937, during the Depression. Roosevelt had money though, so no problem for him to buy a dozen doughnuts. Tragically, he died a year before the invention of Nutella I'm not going to torture anyone with a doughnut pic, though.
One more for you today. What about Genghis Khan, who at one point had an empire controlling a quarter of the world and still today be genetically related to half the kids in Mongolia? What would he eat for munchies?
Anything he wants.
CAUTION: THIS BLOG ENTRY MAY CAUSE MUNCHIES!
Napoleon: What else but an eclair:
The creme filled pastry with icing, and a traditional French food (no foreign cultural influences for him).
Abraham Lincoln: Kettle-cooked potato chips. Just invented 10 years previously by an angry chef, they were a new dish of the time, and Lincoln loved new inventions:
Franklin Roosevelt: I would have said Hitler but that's just too "tasteless" (get it, haha) for my blog:
Krispy Kreme doughnuts: This chain had started up just in 1937, during the Depression. Roosevelt had money though, so no problem for him to buy a dozen doughnuts. Tragically, he died a year before the invention of Nutella I'm not going to torture anyone with a doughnut pic, though.
One more for you today. What about Genghis Khan, who at one point had an empire controlling a quarter of the world and still today be genetically related to half the kids in Mongolia? What would he eat for munchies?
Anything he wants.


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