Names

So I was thinking, what would be some good names for strains? There a few requirements. The name must not already BE a strain (to the best of my knowledge), it must be in some way descriptive, and it must sound (sort of) like a real strain names. Let's see what I have:

• Purple Dragon - An extremely high quality strain, designed to give you a feeling of gently gliding through the air while you breath out smoke
• Shrubbery - A name for highly detested low quality strain that most smokers will think twice about smoking. The weed equivalent of Mad Dog 20 20. Only for the desperate.
• Firework - A tricky kind of weed with a bad creeper element to it. It does very little for the first 10 minutes or so, but then hits hard and lights up your mind.
• Mousetrap - A mid-grade sativa that lures people in with its ability to hit very smoothly, but makes most people so baked they have to sit down.
• Midnight - They said smokers couldn't get blackouts. They were wrong!
• WaterNymph- This strain was discovered after the bigger growers pooled their money for a little R&D. They turned this project over to fantasy novel obsessed scientist nerds, who got to name it. In any case, It's a calmer that helps the mind focus, especially in creative ways. Highly desirable despite its ridiculous name, which many male stoners feel really uncomfortable saying.

That was fun. I may try again  sometime. Enjoy the ideas!