Why did the giant cookie eat the stoner?
Preemptive Strike.
Good news: The stoner had a bunch of cookies,
Bad news: They were really cold,
Good news: He had a microwave to heat them up
Bad News: The microwave had some ketchup in places,
Good News: He didn't put the cookies on the ketchup,
Bad News: He confused the microwave with the garbage disposal and lost aaaaaaaaall the cookies.
(Tragic)
Which is better?
Pot brownies when sober or regular brownies when high?
(Think about it)
If a stoner walks into a fast food place at midnight and orders 400 chicken nuggets with the money to pay, does the staff have to actually do it? Or is there some sort of policy about that? What about 1200? I mean that's only a few hundred dollars, if I was rich it'd be worth it.
Preemptive Strike.
Good news: The stoner had a bunch of cookies,
Bad news: They were really cold,
Good news: He had a microwave to heat them up
Bad News: The microwave had some ketchup in places,
Good News: He didn't put the cookies on the ketchup,
Bad News: He confused the microwave with the garbage disposal and lost aaaaaaaaall the cookies.
(Tragic)
Which is better?
Pot brownies when sober or regular brownies when high?
(Think about it)
If a stoner walks into a fast food place at midnight and orders 400 chicken nuggets with the money to pay, does the staff have to actually do it? Or is there some sort of policy about that? What about 1200? I mean that's only a few hundred dollars, if I was rich it'd be worth it.
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