Diet

Fuck. Yes.

http://www.cookiediet.com/store/main.aspx?DepartmentId=25

 

If you are curious, this is the "Hunger-Controlling Cookie Diet," one week's supply.

To be more precise, the website describes this a, and I quote: "Dr. Siegal's COOKIE DIET® 1-Month Starter Kit # 4 (Two-Flavor Variety Pack w/ FREE BOOK)" Not sold in stores (Go figure). Each kit includes 4 weekly boxes, and box includes 7 bags of cookies.Now, the idea is you eat the bags of cookies instead of meals. I personally see a huge flaw in this strategy. What if someone, having completed the little bag, is still hungry? I know they're supposed to be appetite suppressants, but you have another 27 days of meals of cookies sitting in front of  you just begging to be eaten then and there. These aren't cheap cookies either. I mean, the cookies have been endorsed on The View, and they are immortalized in a book "Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet Book: How a Doctor and His Cookie Helped 500,000 People Lose Weight Fast"

 (Insert your own joke here, I'm lazy.)

I know I've seemed somewhat harsh on this idea, but major kudos to Dr. Siegal for his effort to create a world of healthy cookies to replace all other foods. Unfortunately, his efforts, in my opinion, have fallen disastrously short. PLEASE continue the effort to cause this dream to come true, Mr. and Ms. scientist people.