Santa Solves Everything (almost)

I don't normally like to get into recommendations on here. However, it is (was) Christmas, and this is just so appropriate. Santa Claus is coming.

So, to prevent this from being a stupid little sell-out post just advertising someone else, I thought I'd ponder: wouldn't Santa Claus make an awesome spokesman for a legalization campaign?  If he were real, I mean. (If you think he doesn't exist because you don't believe in hm, maybe YOU'RE imaginary, and he's stopped believing in you). I'm sure he'd love to help. He has to be a stoner.

Does everyone see where I'm going with this?

That's right, I'd thought I'd draft Santa (as above) and myself  (in the role of elf) some rhymes (with the same beat) with the aim of assisting in the upcoming 2012 legalization campaign in Colorado and California. I predict victory in Colorado. I'm calling it right now. But anyway, without further ado,  HIT THAT SHIT BLITZEN!

Yeah,
You know what day's coming.
November 2nd,
2012,
California and Colorado,

I'm gettin' ready
I heard last time about yo' plan
You tangled with the Feds
But you didn't have the Fat Man

I'm down from here from the 'Pole
to help you
The big day's coming
Last night is here now foo'
Legalize Beeyatch!
No more DEAaatch!
I'm givin' them coal
Like they jacked my sleighaatch

*Unfortunately, I have realized that I just attempted to rhyme Beeyatch with "sleighaatch." Clearly, I am no longer stoned enough to continue. I bit off more than I could chew here obviously. I'm no rapper, and I think I should avoid doing so in the future. To the dude who made the video - awesome job, I don't know how you do it. To everyone else, sorry. I think this little song ends here.