#1. McDonalds should deliver. $15 or $20 minimum order. Tip the delivery guy. I mean, it's more food for the price of pizzas.
Haven't you ever wanted a bunch of food like this, for you and three or four friends?
#2. Cupcakes. I know, it sounds weird, but cupcakes are GREAT at 2 a.m. But a pastry store that did 24-hour delivery in some areas (big college towns) would be a huge moneymaker. AND really awesome!
One cupcake, Two cupcake,
Three cupcake, four.
Once there were six,
Now there are no more.
#3. Crabs. Now this one is a personal thought. I'm not 100% sure on this one. It seems like eating crabs well into the night and talking high would be fun.
Yummy at any hour!
#4 Baking Supplies. Now if you ever want to bake your own treats of any sort when baked yourself, you need flour, sugar, yadda yadda yadda. So what can you do at 3:00 a.m. when your eyes are as glowing red as those of Belphegor (The Demon of Ingenious Discovery and Wealth), and you just want to bake some cookies DAMN IT! And you are missing chocolate chips, or flour, or baking soda, something you can't replace. It is a catastrophe. I would pay good money to have chocolate chips and marshmallow creme available to me at all hours.
(I don't have a picture for this one)
Haven't you ever wanted a bunch of food like this, for you and three or four friends?
#2. Cupcakes. I know, it sounds weird, but cupcakes are GREAT at 2 a.m. But a pastry store that did 24-hour delivery in some areas (big college towns) would be a huge moneymaker. AND really awesome!
One cupcake, Two cupcake,
Three cupcake, four.
Once there were six,
Now there are no more.
#3. Crabs. Now this one is a personal thought. I'm not 100% sure on this one. It seems like eating crabs well into the night and talking high would be fun.
Yummy at any hour!
#4 Baking Supplies. Now if you ever want to bake your own treats of any sort when baked yourself, you need flour, sugar, yadda yadda yadda. So what can you do at 3:00 a.m. when your eyes are as glowing red as those of Belphegor (The Demon of Ingenious Discovery and Wealth), and you just want to bake some cookies DAMN IT! And you are missing chocolate chips, or flour, or baking soda, something you can't replace. It is a catastrophe. I would pay good money to have chocolate chips and marshmallow creme available to me at all hours.
(I don't have a picture for this one)



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