You know what would be a really useful invention? A pipe that came with a beeping locating device, so if you lost it somewhere in the room, as one inevitably does, just push a button! Better yet, it could play a song from a list of your choosing, like a ring-tone. I have a few modest suggestions for what it could play when lost...
Classic:
The Beatles - Help
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
Elton John - Come and Get It
Tom Petty - Mary Jane's Last Dance
80s and 90s:
Poison - Nothing But A Good Time
Guns N' Roses - Paradise City
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Kiss - Speedin' Back to My Baby
Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
Greenday - Don't Leave Me
Contemporary (last 10 years):
Rihanna - S.O.S.
Sheryl Crow - All I Want To Do Is Have Some Fun (Until the Sun Comes Up Over Santa Monica Boulevard)
Modest Mouse - Float On
Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
Obviously I could go on, but this is enough to get the idea. Wouldn't that be an awesome pipe locating device?
Classic:
The Beatles - Help
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
Elton John - Come and Get It
Tom Petty - Mary Jane's Last Dance
80s and 90s:
Poison - Nothing But A Good Time
Guns N' Roses - Paradise City
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Kiss - Speedin' Back to My Baby
Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
Greenday - Don't Leave Me
Contemporary (last 10 years):
Rihanna - S.O.S.
Sheryl Crow - All I Want To Do Is Have Some Fun (Until the Sun Comes Up Over Santa Monica Boulevard)
Modest Mouse - Float On
Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
Obviously I could go on, but this is enough to get the idea. Wouldn't that be an awesome pipe locating device?
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